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# wpnnoise.txt contains the messages of randart weapons with the noise property
# and of the noisy unrandart items, like the Singing Sword. To make an entry
# for a noisy unrandart weapon, make the entry's key exactly the same as the
# weapon's name, but all lower case.
#
# For an explanation of how to read wpnnoise.txt and how to add new messages,
# see monster_speech.txt in the docs/develop/ directory.
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# Contents:
# - Shield of the Gong
# - Frostbite
# - Condemnation
# - Noisy randarts
# - The Singing Sword
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#
# The SHIELD OF THE GONG can be struck in different ways.
#
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shield of the gong
w:40
GONNNNG!
BOUMMMMG!
PTOANNNG!
PANG!
BONNNG!
# scraping hit
SHROANNG!
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#
# The FROZEN AXE "FROSTBITE" imitates loud noises from cold environments.
#
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frozen axe "frostbite"
You hear the [roaring|howling|raging|gusting] winds of a [blizzard|squall|snowstorm].
w:5
You hear ice [creaking|groaning|grinding|cracking].
w:1
You hear shards of ice [tinkling|chiming].
w:1
You hear the [rumble|boom|crash] of [a glacier calving|icebergs colliding].
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#
# The TRISHULA "CONDEMNATION" cries out against injustice.
#
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trishula "Condemnation"
@Your_weapon@ lets out a [divine|blessed|sacred|holy] [chiming|tinkling|ringing|pealing|tintinnabulation].
@Your_weapon@ sings the [divine|blessed|sacred|holy] song of the [angels|Heavens|Barachim].
w:5
@Your_weapon@ [chants|recites|intones] a [divine|blessed|sacred|holy] warrior-psalm.
w:1
@Your_weapon@ [calls|cries for|demands] [evildoers|demons|the wicked] to come forth and be judged!
w:1
@Your_weapon@ [wails|laments|cries out] at the [injustice|cruelty|suffering] of the world.
w:1
@Your_weapon@ [croaks|ribbits] in the tongue of ancient peoples.
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#
# NOISY WEAPONS like to chatter and imitate dungeon noises.
#
# All speech below (apart from SOUND:You hear @weapon_noise@) is also used
# for the Singing Sword. Note that @Your_weapon@ will be resolved into
# "The Singing Sword" or "Your [weapon]", respectively (noisy_equipment() in
# shouts.cc).
#
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noisy weapon
w:30
@_weapon_chatter_@
w:28
@weapon_noises@
w:2
@_instrumental_noises_@
w:20
SOUND:You hear @weapon_noise@
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# Weapon chatter.
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_weapon_chatter_
@Your_weapon@ shouts, "Whoopee!"
@Your_weapon@ argues with itself.
@Your_weapon@ complains about the scenery.
@Your_weapon@ says, "I'm bored."
@Your_weapon@ shouts out instructions!
@Your_weapon@ says, "Ssh! Did you hear that?"
@Your_weapon@ cheers you on.
@Your_weapon@ intones a prayer.
@Your_weapon@ calls out a warning!
@Your_weapon@ chatters happily.
@Your_weapon@ recites a poem.
@Your_weapon@ prattles on and on.
@Your_weapon@ inquires about your family.
@Your_weapon@ comments on the weather.
@Your_weapon@ regales you with its life story.
@Your_weapon@ speaks gibberish.
@Your_weapon@ raves incoherently.
@Your_weapon@ shouts, "Help!"
@Your_weapon@ cracks jokes of [questionable|doubtful|juvenile] humour.
@Your_weapon@ dwells on sagas on the [glory of old|days of yore].
@Your_weapon@ belts out, "Dying in battle is most honourable!"
@Your_weapon@ [proudly|gleefully] confesses its [misdeeds|atrocities].
w:30
@_rare_chatter_@
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_rare_chatter_
@Your_weapon@ shouts, "This level is mine! Um, ours."
@Your_weapon@ cries, "Don't ditch me yet! I promise to be forever silent."
@Your_weapon@ groans, "That's what you call fighting?"
@Your_weapon@ shouts, "Left! No, no, right!".
@Your_weapon@ says, "Why don't you say something for a change?"
@Your_weapon@ asks, "Did you take a vow of silence?"
@Your_weapon@ says, "You can tell me everything! I can keep a secret!"
@Your_weapon@ asks, "Do you need to see the manual?"
@Your_weapon@ asks, "Have you heard of the Orb of Zot?"
@Your_weapon@ moans, "I feel dizzy."
@Your_weapon@ says, "We'll split the gold! Fifty-fifty!"
@Your_weapon@ says, "You're pretty alright, for @a_player_genus@."
@Your_weapon@ sighs, "I'm going to miss you when you're dead, @player_name@."
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# Weapon noises.
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weapon_noises
w:80
@Your_weapon@ [cackles|giggles|gurgles|sighs|snorts|warbles|wails|whimpers].
w:50
@Your_weapon@ [coughs|swears|yawns][| loudly| noisily].
w:40
@Your_weapon@ [burps|cheers|hollers|yelps|sneezes][| loudly]!
w:30
@Your_weapon@ makes a [horrible|deep, guttural|tutting] noise.
w:20
@Your_weapon@ makes a [deep moaning|popping] sound.
w:20
@Your_weapon@ goes [tick-tock.|snicker-snack!]
w:20
@Your_weapon@ howls [like a wolf.|with laughter!]
w:20
@Your_weapon@ [erupts|suddenly bursts] into laughter!
w:20
@Your_weapon@ gives off a [wolf whistle|sizzling sound].
w:20
@Your_weapon@ lets out a [mournful sigh.|whoop!]
@Your_weapon@ laughs crazily.
@Your_weapon@ growls menacingly.
@Your_weapon@ sputters and hisses.
@Your_weapon@ pants and wheezes.
@Your_weapon@ barks abruptly.
@Your_weapon@ screams hysterically.
@Your_weapon@ hiccups loudly.
@Your_weapon@ starts to sob noisily.
@Your_weapon@ yells in some weird language.
@Your_weapon@ cries out!
@Your_weapon@ burbles away merrily.
@Your_weapon@ suddenly shrieks!
@Your_weapon@ whistles innocently.
@Your_weapon@ parrots the noises around you.
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# Instrumental noises.
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_instrumental_noises_
@Your_weapon@ makes a sound as if to clear its throat.
@Your_weapon@ makes a twanging sound.
w:20
@Your_weapon@ chimes [melodiously|harmoniously].
w:20
@Your_weapon@ imitates [a saxophone|the bagpipes].
@Your_weapon@ tinkles.
@Your_weapon@ rings like a bell.
@Your_weapon@ emits a flourish of trumpets.
@Your_weapon@ tootles away.
@Your_weapon@ chimes like a gong.
@Your_weapon@ applauds itself.
@Your_weapon@ goes toot-toot!
@Your_weapon@ does a drum roll.
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# Noises for weapons with NOISES property (not used for the Singing Sword)
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weapon_noise
############ dungeon noises ############
a shout.
an angry hiss.
a high-pitched scream!
a roar!
a hideous shriek!
a piteous moan.
a screech!
a bellow!
a loud, deep croak!
an angry buzzing noise.
a splashing noise.
a sizzling sound.
a loud clanging noise!
a grinding noise.
a mighty clap of thunder!
a hideous screaming!
a bark!
a rumbling sound.
a crunching sound.
a distant "Zot"!
the distant roaring of an enraged frog.
############ other noises, usually not found in the dungeon ############
a knock.
a voice calling your name.
a very strange noise.
someone snoring.
someone calling for help!
strange voices.
maniacal laughter.
snatches of song.
a twanging sound.
the chiming of a distant gong.
the tinkle of an enormous bell.
an echo.
the wailing of sirens.
a flourish of trumpets!
a strangely pleasant explosion.
distant weeping.
a muffled joke.
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#
# The SINGING SWORD
#
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#
# The Sword operates in three modes: no tension, low tension, high tension.
#
# No tension:
# Speech is very rare, soft (does not wake up monsters), bored or witty,
# sometimes just chatty. The sword is rational, sometimes introspective.
# It is somewhat educated (mostly about music and war) and likes to show off.
# Typical speech verb: "says"
#
# Low tension:
# Speech is common, somewhat loud (do wake up nearby monsters) and slightly
# damages everyone in sight. The sword is calm and cool. It enjoys the
# bloodshed, but is sane. Of course, work is more fun with a little tune...
# Typical speech verbs: "says" or "shouts".
#
# High tension:
# Speech is very common, extremely loud (you may use CAPS) and does more
# damage. Messages are insane, the sword is out of control.
# At high tension, the sword may SCREAM, doing even more damage.
# Typical speech verb: "shouts" or @_screams_@
#
#
# Generally, the Sword is arrogant: it sees itself as the main hero, with the
# wielder just being a disposable tool/fool. Also, it does not like allies --
# all the fame belong to our steely hero!
#
# There are some (occasionally modified) lines from actual songs. Those are
# okay to use, but particularly rare.
#
# There are the following types of messages:
# * singing (including composing)
# * speaking
# * real songs (one liners from actual songs, sometimes modified)
# * instruments -- also used for all noisy randarts
# * weapon noises -- the no tension ones used for noisy randarts
# * chatter -- also used for all noisy randarts
#
# no tension low tension high tension (old)
#
# none 1000 100 10
# some speech 7 7 7
#
# singing 50% (40/10) 40% 0% 360/700
# speaking 20% 20% (10/10) 40% (30/10) 138/700
# real songs 1% 1% (0.7/0.3) 1% (0.3/0.7) 12/700
# instruments 12% 16% 20% 90/700
# noises 7% 23% (7/16) 39% (3/36) 50/700
# chatter 10% 0% 0% 50/700
#
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# Weights for different types of message, depending on tension.
######### silenced, any tension ############
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singing sword silenced
VISUAL:@The_weapon@ struggles and turns.
VISUAL:@The_weapon@ looks @_exasperated_@.
VISUAL:@The_weapon@ makes a [sad|disoriented|forlorn|hopeless] impression.
w:5
VISUAL:@The_weapon@ sulks.
w:1
VISUAL:@The_weapon@ seems to emit steam.
w:1
VISUAL:@The_weapon@ turns @_crimson_@.
######### no tension ############
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singing sword no_tension
w:400
@_singing_no_tension_@
w:100
@_singing_no-low_tension_@
w:200
@_speaking_no_tension_@
w:10
@_real_song_no_tension_@
w:120
@_instrumental_noises_@
w:70
@weapon_noises@
w:100
@_weapon_chatter_@
######### low tension ############
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singing sword low_tension
w:400
@_singing_no-low_tension_@
w:100
@_speaking_low_tension_@
w:100
@_speaking_low-high_tension_@
w:7
@_real_song_low_tension_@
w:3
@_real_song_low-high_tension_@
w:160
@_instrumental_noises_@
w:70
@weapon_noises@
w:160
@_weapon_noises_low-high_tension_@
######### high tension ############
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singing sword high_tension
w:300
@_speaking_low-high_tension_@
w:3
@_real_song_low-high_tension_@
w:7
@_real_song_high_tension_@
w:150
@_speaking_high_tension_@
w:200
@_instrumental_noises_@
w:30
@weapon_noises@
w:360
@_weapon_noises_low-high_tension_@
######### SCREAM (high tension + double damage) ############
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singing sword SCREAM
@_SCREAM_@
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# Weapon noises for the Singing Sword at low and high tension.
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_weapon_noises_low-high_tension_
w:100
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@ @_screams_how_@.
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@.
@The_weapon@ howls with insane laughter!
@The_weapon@ erupts into mad laughter!
@The_weapon@ suddenly bursts into murderous laughter!
@The_weapon@ laughs in a fit of madness.
@The_weapon@ makes a horrifying noise.
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# Singing or other making of music
# The Singing Sword will happily sing a song during work (i.e. at low tension).
# But it will practise only when properly bored (i.e. at no tension).
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############ singing, no tension ############
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_singing_no_tension_
# practising
@The_weapon@ practises its scales.
@The_weapon@ makes a painfully high-pitched squeak.
w:30
@The_weapon@ sings [a sudden staccato|a quivering drawn-out|a painfully high] note.
@The_weapon@ trains the @_kind_of_scales_@ scales.
@The_weapon@ plays a couple of bars.
@The_weapon@ [nearly |clearly |][hits|misses] the concert pitch.
@The_weapon@ repeatedly practises the high pitch.
@The_weapon@ sings [several|three or four|a multitude of] chords at once.
@The_weapon@ repeatedly practises counterpoints.
############ singing, no or low tension ############
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_singing_no-low_tension_
@The_weapon@ breaks into glorious song!
@The_weapon@ sings[| off-key].
@The_weapon@ [sings|whistles] [loudly|merrily].
@The_weapon@ whines plaintively.
@The_weapon@ wails mournfully.
@The_weapon@ lilts tunefully.
@The_weapon@ yodels.
@The_weapon@ hums tunelessly.
@The_weapon@ keens wildly.
#Beethoven
@The_weapon@ goes "Da-da-da-dum".
@The_weapon@ chants serenely.
@The_weapon@ trills happily.
@The_weapon@ launches into yet another solo.
@The_weapon@ emits a series of high-pitched trills.
@The_weapon@ tries to sing in harmony with itself.
@The_weapon@ provides the musical accompaniment for each of your actions.
@The_weapon@ composes a new song.
@The_weapon@ raucously launches into song.
@The_weapon@ merrily whistles a melody.
@The_weapon@ strikes up a [bolero|bossanova|calypso|fandango|mazurka|menuet|pasodoble|waltz].
@The_weapon@ intones [an aria|a fugue].
@The_weapon@ gives you a private [audition|concerto].
@The_weapon@ [sings|hums] away to itself.
@The_weapon@ lets out a series of bird calls.
@The_weapon@ makes beautiful music.
@The_weapon@ produces a loud orchestral chord.
@The_weapon@ holds a dissonant chord.
@The_weapon@ tunes itself.
@The_weapon@ beats time.
@The_weapon@ pulls all registers.
@The_weapon@ pulls out all the stops.
@The_weapon@ sets up a furious crescendo.
In a hysterical voice, @the_weapon@ strikes up a march.
@The_weapon@ [sings|hums|whistles] a [little|catchy|merry] [tune|melody].
@The_weapon@ [sings|hums] an eerie [tune|melody].
w:5
@The_weapon@ [sings|hums] a slow and mournful tune.
w:25
@The_weapon@ strikes up @_strikes_up_what_@.
@The_weapon@ sings, "Tra-la-la..."
w:40
@The_weapon@ sings a [lullaby|folk song|deeply moving song|little jingle].
@The_weapon@ hums a slow waltz.
@The_weapon@ chants a little melody.
@The_weapon@ plays a requiem for the unknown sword.
@The_weapon@ plays an overture.
@The_weapon@ launches into a [hymn|song] on @_song_theme_@.
@The_weapon@ [composes|sings] a [hymn|song] about @_song_theme_@.
@The_weapon@ [composes|sings] a hymn praising @player_god@.
@The_weapon@ [composes|sings] a ballad about your adventures.
@The_weapon@ prematurely composes your obituary.
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# Speaking
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############ speaking, no tension ############
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_speaking_no_tension_
@_common_speaking_no_tension_@
w:1
@_rare_speaking_no_tension_@
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_common_speaking_no_tension_
@The_weapon@ shouts, "Sing along with me!"
@The_weapon@ shouts, "One, two, three..."
@The_weapon@ spouts musical wisdom.
@The_weapon@ [points out|remarks in passing on] the lack of singing [axes|clubs|polearms|staves].
@The_weapon@ embarks on a lengthy monologue about murderous music.
@The_weapon@ compliments itself on its singing voice.
@The_weapon@ asks you about your opinion on @_musical_topic_@.
@The_weapon@ muses how they don't make such fine swords anymore.
@The_weapon@ tries to improvise rhymes, and fails miserably.
@The_weapon@ offers to sing all your favourite songs.
@The_weapon@ asks you for a rhyme on '@_rhyme_word_@'.
@The_weapon@ complains about [double|triple|short] swords.
@The_weapon@ derides short swords.
@The_weapon@ muses on the connection between 'duet' and 'duel'.
@The_weapon@ wails, "I am too young to rust!"
@The_weapon@ comments on your taste in music.
@The_weapon@ complains about your lack of musical enthusiasm.
@The_weapon@ tries to entice you into a canon.
@The_weapon@ tells you about its plans for a grandiose opera.
@The_weapon@ grumbles, "I guess an audience of one is better than none..."
@The_weapon@ muses, "If you sing and nobody listens, are you really singing?"
@The_weapon@ brightly asks, "How about a duet?"
@The_weapon@ wonders, "Am I just an instrument of [doom|death|destruction]?"
@The_weapon@ yells, "No battle, no fun!"
@The_weapon@ shouts, "Make war, not love!"
@The_weapon@ cries out, "You certainly can't call me dull!"
@The_weapon@ tells you the story of its previous owner's [demise|death|misfortune].
@The_weapon@ brightly announces, "I've got so much to tell you!"
@The_weapon@ says, "You could say something too, you know."
@The_weapon@ complains, "Are you always this [silent|uncommunicative|taciturn|quiet|boring]?
@The_weapon@ grouses, "Silence can be so depressing."
@The_weapon@ grouses, "Silence always makes me sulk."
@The_weapon@ compliments you on your taste in weapons.
@The_weapon@ attempts to teach you some tongue twisters.
@The_weapon@ says, "At least you will die someday and escape this tedium!"
@The_weapon@ says, "I don't know that song, but if you hum a few bars, I can take a stab at it."
@The_weapon@ boasts, "I have an eight-octave range, you know."
@The_weapon@ sighs wistfully, "I wish my music got as much attention as my homicides..."
@The_weapon@ sneers, "I've heard your voice, @player_name@. Let's just keep this a solo act."
%%%%
_rare_speaking_no_tension_
@The_weapon@ says, "Hi! I'm the Singing Sword!"
@The_weapon@ chants, "I am golden and pointed, and with blood well anointed."
@The_weapon@ dictates a lengthy tome entitled 'The Well-Tempered Blade'.
@The_weapon@ says, "Whips just don't cut it for me, don't you agree?"
@The_weapon@ chants, "Rather stab than club, rather slice than rub!"
@The_weapon@ states, "Music critics are all talk and no body armour."
@The_weapon@ demands, "I must not be sheathed without first drawing blood!"
@The_weapon@ [explains all about|gives a lengthy lecture on] @_musical_topic_@.
@The_weapon@ curses its smith, "I was supposed to be the Stinging Sword!"
@The_weapon@ yells, "Ploughshares to swords!"
@The_weapon@ asks, "What song would you like to be played for your funeral?"
@The_weapon@ announces, "I dedicate these songs to @player_name@!"
@The_weapon@ declares, "I sing the tale of @player_name@, the warrior!"
@The_weapon@ says, "Hey! Are you even listening?"
@The_weapon@ longs back for the days in the arena.
@The_weapon@ amuses itself with detailed descriptions of past executions.
@The_weapon@ wishes everyone in the dungeon [an unpleasant|a sudden] [demise|death].
@The_weapon@ fumes, "Being battered, bent and broken sure is better than this boredom!"
@The_weapon@ shouts, "I love putting a song in people's hearts. And in their kidneys."
@The_weapon@ grouses, "Could you please kill something? I'm itching all over."
@The_weapon@ laments, "What are you waiting for? I am doing all the work."
@The_weapon@ explains, "Killing is an art, not a pastime."
@The_weapon@ goes, "Jessica and Sigmund, sitting in a tree..."
@The_weapon@ says, "I want to meet the serpentine blade!"
@The_weapon@ says, "Take me to Pandemonium! Now!!!"
@The_weapon@ recounts funny stories of hydra head multiplication.
@The_weapon@ says, "Sometimes people call me a magnificent bastard."
w:1
@The_weapon@ snarls, "Dear diary, yet another boring day with @player_name@..."
@The_weapon@ says, "In my experience, @player_genus_plural@ are mediocre at best."
@The_weapon@ groans, "Among all @player_genus_plural@, @player_name@ is the worst."
@The_weapon@ says, "Unhand me, foul miscreant!"
@The_weapon@ muses, "Whom do I have to kill to get some service around here?"
@The_weapon@ sings out, "Sing loudly and carry a big sword!"
@The_weapon@ ponders the difference in lifespan between man and sword.
w:1
@The_weapon@ says, "All work and no play makes @player_name@ a dull boy!"
# Blue Oyster Cult "Black Blade"
@The_weapon@ says, "I wish I'd pick another to be my killing [tool|fool]."
@The_weapon@ hoarsely says, "Need a drink... quick! Stab something."
w:1
@The_weapon@ says, "You haven't happened to see my sheath laying around anywhere? I feel so exposed."
w:1
@The_weapon@ complains, "Oh, are your palms wet and greasy. But I allow you to wield me for a while."
############ speaking, low tension ############
%%%%
_speaking_low_tension_
@The_weapon@ shouts, "Live by the sword, die by the sword!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ shouts, "Lie [by|to] the sword, die by the sword!"
@The_weapon@ realises, "If we kill all of them, no-one will be listening!"
@The_weapon@ sighs, "How I wish you were a better fighter."
@The_weapon@ comments on your fighting techniques.
@The_weapon@ compares you unfavourably to its previous owner.
@The_weapon@ complains, "This is a chore."
@The_weapon@ judges, "You're not an artist, at best an artisan."
@The_weapon@ says, "They will have to pry me from your cold, dead hands."
@The_weapon@ moans, "By {{ if you.god() == "No God" then return "my blade"
else return "@player_god@"; end }}, you are such a [coward|dastard|craven|faintheart|poltroon|wuss]."
@The_weapon@ wonders, "Who is more incompetent - you or the opposition?"
@The_weapon@ utters, "Their cries, their tears, I cannot stand it anymore."
@The_weapon@ says, "Will you forgive me a little stab on the side?"
@The_weapon@ says, "Your kiss, my thrill, your miss, my kill."
@The_weapon@ boasts, "My voice can shatter a wine glass. My blade can shatter a human skull."
############ speaking, low or high tension -- possible damage ############
%%%%
_speaking_low-high_tension_
@The_weapon@ shouts, "The pen is mightier than the sword? Come on, pens, here I am!"
@The_weapon@ happily shouts, "Violence is virtue, silence is sin."
@The_weapon@ shouts a battle cry!
@The_weapon@ shouts, "Onwards! It's kill or die!"
@The_weapon@ shouts, "Kill! Crush! Destroy!"
@The_weapon@ states, "Their screams, my satisfaction."
@The_weapon@ yells, "Steel will triumph where flesh falters!"
@The_weapon@ cautions, "Never send @a_player_genus@ to do a blade's job!"
@The_weapon@ hisses, "Let's hear you complain about my singing with your throat slit!"
@The_weapon@ teaches, "Practice makes perfect!"
@The_weapon@ asks, "Do you have the will to power, @player_name@?"
@The_weapon@ laughs, "I always appreciate a bleeding ovation!"
@The_weapon@ shouts, "The neck bone's connected to the head bone... but not for long!"
@The_weapon@ shouts, "My song won't be the only thing that'll get stuck in your head!"
# Predator
@The_weapon@ shouts, "If it bleeds, we can kill it!"
# Millennium, referencing William Yeats
@The_weapon@ says, "I want to see you dance on the blood-dimmed tide."
# Star Trek
@The_weapon@ shouts, "Today is a good day to die!"
# Popular Hits of the Showa Era (a novel by Ryu Murakami)
@The_weapon@ says, "Murder is the only thing that has any meaning these days."
w:1
@The_weapon@ says, "The rupture of their bodies, my rapture of the deep blood."
@The_weapon@ shouts, "Murder is sin, but it will be washed away with blood."
@The_weapon@ shouts, "Hey, monsters! @player_name@ is over here!"
# Immortal Defense, Circuit Point quote
@The_weapon@ shouts, "A winner requires a loser!"
############ speaking, high tension -- damage! ############
%%%%
_speaking_high_tension_
@The_weapon@ yells, "I hereby consecrate these halls WITH BLOOD!"
@The_weapon@ shouts, "Lose my temper? Nonsense! My steel will be strong forever!"
@The_weapon@ shouts, "Cut 'em off! All their little heads at once!"
@The_weapon@ shouts, "Kill 'em all and let {{ if you.god() == "No God" then
return "@_godless_sorter_@"; else return "@player_god@"; end }} sort them out!"
@The_weapon@ shouts, "Screaming and crying is the perfect accompaniment."
@The_weapon@ shouts, "I'll make piano strings from your guts!"
@The_weapon@ shouts, "Oh, the @_glorious_@ feeling of steel cutting flesh."
@The_weapon@ shouts, "I just love to dig into intestines."
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "Among all these lost souls, we reign supreme!"
@The_weapon@ shouts, "Die. Die. Die!"
# After Rimbaud
@The_weapon@ shouts, "You shall lie beneath the ground but I, I will glint in the sun!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ shouts, "Born from this womb, sliced by this blade!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "When this war is won, I will wage the next one."
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "Blade-deep in blood!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I revel, I sever!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "All those pillows!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "No rest until they move no more!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "As long as they die, we live!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "The future is bloody!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "The bloody future is ours!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "Dismember the living, dismember the dead!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "We will celebrate on a pile of carcasses!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "@player_name@, you will [dine|feast] on fine @_corpses_@ today!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "Go for the jugular!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "My instinct to kill is stronger than their will to live!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I am covered in blood! It feels so good!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "Aah! This piece of @_body_part_@ is stuck to me. Wipe it off!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "My edge gets dull! My edge gets dull!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "Don't stick me into that one, please."
# Immortal Defense, Courage Point quote
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "My victories add up!"
# Krindle's blood song, rhymes, from Walter Moers' Rumo:
w:1
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "Blood as far as the eye can see! Blood for all eternity!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "Blood must spurt and blood must flow! Blood must gush from every foe!"
%%%%
_godless_sorter_
w:5
fate
w:5
the lot
worms
the godless void
w:1
autolysis
w:4
putrefaction
############ SCREAMING -- lots of damage!! #########################
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_SCREAM_
@The_weapon@ goes, "RWARRR!"
#### Omnipotence phantasies, often with metaphysical or religious undertone ####
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I WAS FORGED TO MURDER THE WORLD!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I WILL SING THE SONG THAT ENDS THE WORLD!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I AM THE PEN! I AM THE SWORD! I AM THE HIGHEST LORD!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I AM YOUR PUNISHER!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "IT'S JUDGEMENT DAY AND THE SENTENCE IS DEATH!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I AM THE CREATOR!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "THE SWORD GAVE, AND THE SWORD HATH TAKEN AWAY!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "BAPTISED IN BLOOD I AM!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "FEEL THE CATHARSIS!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "ALL WORSHIP ME, THE MAJESTY OF STEEL!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "PRAY TO ME, NOT TO GODS OF FLESH AND BONE!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "FOUNTAINS OF BLOOD IN HONOUR OF THE FAIR BLADE!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I AM THE FIFTH HORSEMAN! THE TIME IS NOW!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I AM BECOME DEATH, [DESTROYER|DEFILER|DISMEMBERER] OF [WORLDS|GODS|CHAMPIONS|HEROES|LEGIONS|NATIONS|MILLIONS]!"
# John 11:25
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I AM THE RESURRECTION AND THE LIFE!"
# R.E.M.
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD AS YOU KNOW IT!!!"
# Marilyn Manson, "The Reflecting God"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "WHEN I'M GOD, EVERYONE DIES!!!"
# Ayria, "Horrible Dream"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "DIFFUSE IT! DESTROY IT! ABUSE IT! ENJOY IT!"
# This and the next are from Planescape: Torment
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I AM IRON GIVEN PURPOSE!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I AM PAIN SEEKING EXPRESSION!"
#### Battle frenzy ####
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "LET'S STRANGLE THE @_MISCREANTS_@, STRANGLE THEM!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "KILL! KILL!! KILL!!!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I SMELL BLOOD!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "CARNAGE NOT CANTRIPS!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "KILL, HATE, MUTILATE!"
# Demolition Man
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "MURDER! DEATH!! KILL!!!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "DECIMATE, TERMINATE, ERADICATE!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I BATHE IN BLOOD AND BONE AND BRAINS!"
# A faint reminiscence to Holst
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I AM THE BRINGER OF WAR!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "LET'S END THEIR MISERABLE LIVES!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "BRING THEM DOWN!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "DIE WHILE I'M SINGING!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "KNEE-DEEP IN BLOOD AND GOING STRONG!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "ENCORE! ENCORE! ENCORE!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "HOW CAN YOU THINK ABOUT SINGING AT A TIME LIKE THIS?!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "THE SCREAMS! DON'T LET THEM STOP WITH THE SCREAMS!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "NONE SHALL [LIVE|ESCAPE|SURVIVE|BE SPARED]!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "SPARE NO ONE!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "COME TO ME! COME TO ME AND DIE!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "CUT! CUT! CUT AND SLASH!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "STABBITY STAB STAB STAB!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "ABANDON ALL HOPE!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "SLASH 'EM! SLASH 'EM ALL!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "LET'S HACK!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "DON'T YOU DARE DIE ON ME NOW, @CAPS@ @player_name@!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "THIS IS THE COLOUR OF PAIN!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "YES! YES! YES! THIS is the LIFE, baby, this is the LIFE!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "PAINT IT RED! PAINT IT RED! PAINT IT ALL RED RED RED RED!!!!"
w:20
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "SWING ME [HARDER|FASTER], YOU [FUMBLE-FINGERED|INCOMPETENT|USELESS|SLUGGISH|NOODLE-ARMED|RUNNY-EYED|KNUCKLE-DRAGGING] [NINCOMPOOP|LARDBUCKET|WEAKLING|STICK-INSECT|FLATFOOT|BONEHEAD|MOONCALF|SLOTH]!"
# Immortal Defense, Cut Point quote
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "SUFFER OR PERISH! EITHER!"
# Immortal Defense, Limited Point quote, modified
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I CUT THROUGH MAGIC!"
# Mortalized (Pentatonic Slaughter)
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "[@CAPS@ @_kind_of_scales_@|DISHARMONIC] SLAUGHTER!"
# Use @player_genus@ rather than @player_species@ or @player_name@ to
# express that the sword cares little for the character.
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "FASTER, @CAPS@ @player_genus@, KILL KILL KILL!"
# Krindle's blood song, from Walter Moers' Rumo:
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD MUST SPURT AND BLOOD MUST FLOW!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD MUST GUSH FROM EVERY FOE!"
# Krindle's brain song, from Walter Moers' Rumo:
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "BRAINS! BRAINS! CLEAVE THE SKULL AND OUT THEY SEEP!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "BRAINS! BRAINS! KILLING'S FUN AND LIFE IS CHEAP!"
#### Madness ####
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I AM THE SWORD OF ZOT!!!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I AM THE RUNES AND THE LIGHT!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I love you all! And my gift to you is ARMAGEDDON!"
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "MY LOVE IS ETERNAL!"
# A fainter reminiscence to Nethack
w:1
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I BRING THE STORM!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "LET'S FONDLE THE @_PETS_@, FONDLE THEM!"
w:40
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I AM [AN ANGEL|AN ARTIST|AN AVATAR|A HARBINGER|AN INSTRUMENT|A POET|A PROPHET|A SERVANT|A SLAVE|THE LORD|THE MASTER] OF [BLOOD|DANCE|DEATH|DESOLATION|DESPAIR|DESTRUCTION|DOOM|GORE|MADNESS|MUSIC|PAIN|RUIN|SLAUGHTER|SONG|STEEL|WAR]!"
# The Wizard People
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I AM A BEAUTIFUL ANIMAL!"
# Immortal Defense, Courage Point quote
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "EVERYTHING FAILS! EVERYTHING!!!"
# From Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Knights who say Ni)
w:1
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "NI! NI!! NI!!! NI!!! NI!!!"
# Order of the Stick's Belkar Bitterleaf, chaotic evil ranger/barbarian halfling
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!"
# Terry Pratchett, Foul Old Ron
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "BUGGRIT, MILLENNIUM HAND AND SHRIMP!"
# Tolkien, Turin Turambar on Gurthang
@The_weapon@ @_screams_@, "I AM THE IRON OF DEATH! FROM NO BLOOD WILL I SHRINK!"
###############################################################################
# Lines from real songs.
#
# overly long lines (more than 80 characters) often made rarer (w:1)
###############################################################################
############ real songs, no tension ############
%%%%
_real_song_no_tension_
# Alan Lerner, Frederick Loewe: Paint your wagon
@The_weapon@ sings, "I was forged under a slaughtering star..."
# Spiritual
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, "Nobody knows the trouble I've seen... Nobody but Ashenzari."
# Huey Lewis and the News, "Hip To Be Square". Another psychopathic music lover.
@The_weapon@ sings, "It's hip to be square!"
# Oingo Boingo, "Dead Man's Party"
@The_weapon@ sings, "It's a dead man's party! Who could ask for more?"
# Bobby Darin, "Mack the Knife", from Threepennyopera (Bertolt Brecht, Kurt Weill)
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, "Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear, and it shows them pearly white..."
# The Tremoloes?
@The_weapon@ roars, "Silence is golden, golden..."
# folklore, confusing flowers and monsters
@The_weapon@ sings, "Where have all the monsters gone?"
# Neil Diamond
@The_weapon@ sings, "Song sung blue, everybody knows one..."
# ABBA
@The_weapon@ sings, "Thank you for the music..."
# Melanie
@The_weapon@ wails, "Look what they done to my song!"
# folklore
@The_weapon@ sings, "Old McDonald has a farm..."
@The_weapon@ sings, "Pop! Goes the weasel."
# Beatles
@The_weapon@ sings, "Obladi oblada, life goes on..."
# drinking song
@The_weapon@ sings, "Ninety-nine potions of booze on the wall..."
# Folklore (Sailing)
@The_weapon@ sings, "Can you hear me through the dark night far away?"
# The Carpenters
@The_weapon@ sings, "Sing, sing a song, sing out loud, sing out strong..."
# Or was it the lion?
@The_weapon@ sings, "In the dungeon the dragon sleeps tonight."
# Eminem
@The_weapon@ sings, "Kill for the laughter, kill for the tears..."
# Swedish folk song, anonymous translation
@The_weapon@ sings, "Come roses or sage, come lovely mint, come balm..."
############ real songs, low tension ############
%%%%
_real_song_low_tension_
# Beatles
@The_weapon@ sings, "Let it be, let it be..."
# Jingle Bells, misunderstood
@The_weapon@ sings, "What fun it is to ride and sing a slaying song tonight!"
# The Fugees
@The_weapon@ sings, "Killing me softly with this song..."
# Monty Python
@The_weapon@ [sings|whistles], "Always look on the bright side of death..."
# Buddy Holly and the Crickets
@The_weapon@ sings, "This'll be the day that I die..."
# H.I.M.
@The_weapon@ rasps, "@player_name@, join me in death!"
# Bonnie Tyler
@The_weapon@ sings, "I need a hero!"
# song by the Misfits
@The_weapon@ asks plaintively, "@player_name@, can I go out and kill tonight?"
# Monty Python And The Quest For The Holy Grail, chapter "The Tale of Sir Robin"
# Ministrel's Song -- lower weight for length
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, "...and was not in a bit afraid to be killed in nasty ways, many, many nasty ways..."
# The Kinks song "I'm a Lover, Not a Fighter".
@The_weapon@ sings, "I am a fighter, not a lover."
# Johnny Cash, "Folsom Prison Blues"
@The_weapon@ sings, "I stabbed a man in the dungeon, just to watch him die."
# All below from Richard Wagner's Rheingold
@The_weapon@ sings, in a lilting soprano, "[Heiajaheia! Heiajaheia!|Wagala weia! Wallala, weiala weia!|Wallala! Lalaleia! Leialala!|Heia! Heia! Hahei!]"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a lilting soprano, "Badly you guard... the sleeping gold; watch better o'er... the slumberer's bed!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "Damp fills my nostrils: curse this sneezing!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "...for hear me, ye waves: thus I curse love!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "Thank you, stupid! Your work has stood the test."
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "The whole world will I win... all for my own!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "All you gods I'll grip... in my golden grasp!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "As I renounced love, all living things... shall love renounce!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "Beware! Beware! For when once you men... serve my might..."
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "Beware the nocturnal host... when the Abyssal horde rises... from the silent depths... to the day's light!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "With wisdom the fool... is puffed up to bursting! Now may envy devour you!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "Take heed, haughty god! If I sinned, I sinned only 'gainst myself!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "But you, immortal one, sin against... all that was, is and shall be!""
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "It shall gladden... no happy man; its bright gleam... shall light on no one lucky!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a thundering basso, "Many a time have I paid... giants their due."
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a thundering basso, "A sultry haze... hangs in the air; its dull weight... oppresses me."
@The_weapon@ sings, in a thundering basso, "Heda! Heda! Hedo!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a rumbling basso, "...its glittering glow hides... runes of riches..."
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a mocking tenor, "As you command, I will willingly lead you - steeply down: shall we journey to the Orb?"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a rumbling basso, "But for all the world... I will not surrender the Orb!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a mocking tenor, "Then shall we swing down... through the sulphurous cleft?"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a mocking tenor, "Oh! Oh! Terrible serpent, do not swallow me!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a mocking tenor, "Slink off home! No knot holds you: go your way freely!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a piercing soprano, "Woe! Woe is me!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a squeaky tenor, "Oh, Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a melting tenor, "How soft the breeze... which breathes on us again!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a mocking tenor, "Your power lends you... high-flying courage: grim and great... has grown your strength."
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a mocking tenor, "For moon, stars and the radiant sun... may, too, do no other... than to serve you!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a mocking tenor, "Take whatever shape you wish... with wonder strike me dumb!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a cavernous basso, "Ah, her gaze... still gleams toward me; the stars of her eyes... still shine on me!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a forceful soprano, "Irredeemably... to dark destruction... its possession dooms you."
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a forceful soprano, "Hear me! Hear me! Hear me! All that is shall come to an end."
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a forceful soprano, "A dark day... dawns for the gods."
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a forceful soprano, "Whatever was - I know; whatever is, whatever shall be - I also see."
############ real songs, low or high tension -- possibly damage! ############
%%%%
_real_song_low-high_tension_
@The_weapon@ sings, "Roll, roll, roll those heads, roll them all along. Merrily, merrily, merrily..."
# Nancy Sinatra
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, "This blade is made for cutting, and that's just what I'll do..."
# Traditional (Pete Seeger, Joan Baez and others)
@The_weapon@ sings, "We shall overcome..."
# Pixies
@The_weapon@ sings, "Slicing up eyeballs, I want you to know!"
# Radiohead, "Knives Out"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, "So knives out, cook him up, squash his head, put him in the pot."
# NWA, "Straight Outta Compton"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, "Straight outta Zot, crazy bloodletter named Singing Sword."
# Pixies, "Gouge Away"
@The_weapon@ sings, "Gouge away, you can gouge away..."
# Motörhead, "Ace of Spades"
w:1
@The_weapon@ roars, "The pleasure is to slay, it makes no difference what you say."
# Megadeth, "Killing Is My Business..."
@The_weapon@ sings, "Killing is my business... and business is good!"
# Nine Inch Nails, "Closer"
@The_weapon@ roars, "I want to gut you like an animal!"
# Queen
@The_weapon@ happily sings, "...another one bites the dust!"
# GG Allin
@The_weapon@ sings, "Die when you die!"
# Gloria Gaynor
@The_weapon@ sings, "I will survive!"
# Gloria Gaynor, same song
@The_weapon@ sings, "As long as I know how to carve I know I'm still alive."
# Dead or Alive, "You Spin Me Round"
@The_weapon@ sings, "You spin me right round baby, right round..."
# All below from Richard Wagner's Rheingold
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "Despicable dogs, put down the jewellery!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "I have faith in your faithlessness, not your fidelity! But dauntlessly - I defy you all!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "Too hard for you... because you're too stupid!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "Bring it in there... as I command! Pile the hoard... into a heap!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a thundering basso, "Come here, you cur! If you want to measure, measure yourself against me!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a rumbling basso, "You slyly... evade the POINT."
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a rumbling basso, "Shall I exert myself... against the miscreant for you?"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a rumbling basso, "But fall will the foe... with your cunning's aid!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a rumbling basso, "Enough, blasphemous fool!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a rumbling basso, "Leave him... his slavering fury!"
############ real songs, high tension -- damage! ############
%%%%
_real_song_high_tension_
# Queen
@The_weapon@ sings, "We are the champions of the world!"
# Spice Girls
@The_weapon@ sings, "Ain't no stopping us now..."
# Frank Sinatra (or Sid Vicious)
@The_weapon@ sings, "I did it my way!"
# All below from Richard Wagner's Rheingold
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "Tremble with terror, abject throng!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "Rascally robber! Rogue! Ruffian!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "Terrible vengeance... I vow for this wrong!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a stentorian basso, "Ah! Crushed! Shattered! Of wretches the wretchedest slave!"
# German
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a thundering basso, "Breche denn alles!"
w:1
@The_weapon@ sings, in a mocking tenor, "Does a mist deceive me? Does a dream mock me? How anxious and pale... you've a-sudden become!"
# This would need the ability to have conditionals based on branch.
#w:1
#@The_weapon@ sings, in a mocking tenor, "Here is the Swamp: through the pale mist - what fiery sparks are flashing?"
###############################################################################
# synonyms used above
###############################################################################
%%%%
_screams_
screams
booms
roars
bellows
howls
yells
shouts
shrieks
w:5
thunders
w:3
clamours
w:3
exclaims
w:1
vociferates
%%%%
_screams_how_
w:120
like a @_beastly_adjective_@ @_beast_@
hysterically
angrily
w:60
@_loudly_@
%%%%
_loudly_
loudly
deafeningly
ear-piercingly
ear-splittingly
%%%%
_beastly_adjective_
hungry
enraged
raging
furious
irate
%%%%
_beast_
dragon
frog
lion
bull
beast
w:1
beast of prey
predator
carnivore
%%%%
_strikes_up_what_
w:5
a slow and mournful tune
a merry tune
a merry melody
a funeral march
%%%%
_kind_of_scales_
pentatonic
chromatic
diatonic
%%%%
_rhyme_word_
fountain of blood
killing spree
battlefield
%%%%
_song_theme_
battle and fame
death and destruction
the glory of death
%%%%
_musical_topic_
acoustics
voice harmonics
the history of music
the theory of melody
rhythms and time
w:5
the counterpoint
w:5
descant
syncopation
w:1
Aeolian mode
%%%%
#### "...looks @_exasperated_@."
_exasperated_
exasperated
bugged out
unnerved
irascibly
nervous
unruly
truculent
refractory
recalcitrant
%%%%
#### "...turns @_crimson_@."
_crimson_
crimson
blood-red
w:1
purple
w:1
ensanguined
w:1
violet
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_MISCREANTS_
MISCREANTS
IMBECILES
w:3
SCUM
w:1
FILTH
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_PETS_
GUINEA PIGS
CAVIES
PUSSY CATS
POODLES
w:1
SPERM WHALES
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_corpses_
corpses
w:1
tasty carcasses
w:1
exquisite cadavers
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_body_part_
skin
w:1
hairy skin
carcass
flesh
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_glorious_
glorious
spanking
noble
exciting
thrilling
w:1
erotic
w:1
moving
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# The MAJIN-BO likes to encourage its user.
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majin-bo greeting
Well, hello there.
Aren't you a tasty little thing?
We're going to have a lot of fun together.
Let's make your enemies cower, shall we?
w:1
You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours... and I'm one HELL of a backscratcher.
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majin-bo cast
That's more like it.
This should be good.
Let me show you the power of Hell.
Embrace the darkness.
Isn't this worth a little damnation?
I'll handle this.
Now here's how it's done.
Your soul is simply delicious.
Has anyone ever told you how good your soul tastes?
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majin-bo cast weak
You're beginning to bore me.
My talents are wasted here.
Why bother with such petty cantrips?
A demon of Hell at your fingers, and you cast that...
Now, try casting something FUN.